May 2013
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
I just died.
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
hungarian:
*takes a nap* who am i
seeinggsounds:
cuz I got a cute face & my booty so fat. go girlllll
lonelyloverscharm:
Grown Woman in full by...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
“After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a...”
– Carl Sagan (via coxarquettes)
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
mattfoundglory:
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
nicevagina:
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
witneyhouston:
illkim:
Tumblr is kind of like high school except we’re all still really losers
speak for yourself
