getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just I just died.
snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
hungarian: *takes a nap* who am i
seeinggsounds: cuz I got a cute face & my booty so fat. go girlllll
lonelyloverscharm: Grown Woman in full by...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it’s burned to a...– Carl Sagan (via coxarquettes)
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
mattfoundglory: the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
nicevagina: skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
witneyhouston: illkim: Tumblr is kind of like high school except we’re all still really losers speak for yourself